It hasn't all been messing around. I have been studying as well. I thought it would be good to post a list of new medical terms I've come across in the first couple of weeks of me being here.
Benign........................................What you will be after you be eight
Bacteria......................................Back door to the cafeteria
Barium........................................What you do when they are dead
Caesarean Section.......................A neighbourhood in Rome
Cauterize....................................Made Eye contact with her
Colic.............................................A sheep dog
Coma...........................................Punctuation Mark
Dilate...........................................To live Long
Enema.........................................Not a friend
Fester..........................................Quicker that someone else
Fibula...........................................A small lie
Hangnail.......................................A place to hang your hat
Impotent.....................................Distinguished person, well known
Medical Staff................................A doctor's walking stick
Morbid.........................................Someone else's winning bid on eBay
Nitrates........................................Cheaper than Day Rates
Outpatient...................................Someone who has fainted
Post Operative.............................A letter carrier
Rectum........................................Near killed 'um
Seizure........................................A Roman Emperor
Terminal Illness............................Getting sick at the airport
Tumour........................................More than one, but less than three
Urine............................................Opposite of mine
Varicose.......................................Nearby
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